[This is a part of Mr. Patel's portfolio as an actor. If you are a movie director, please please please pretty please see these photographs!]

Mr. Patel's Adventures: To the Movies!

(Disclaimer: All the characters in this story are purely coincidental and any resemblance to persons dead or dying is completely fictional.)

One day, Mr. Patel wanted to watch "Ghost" at the cinema theaters. Unfortunately, his car stalled and the gas station was really broken. Being a determined and resourceful person, Mr. Patel promptly hijacked his neighbor's airplane. The foolish neighbor had been lax and the aircraft's oil change was past due, so the aircraft crashed in the desert. Fortunately for Mr. Patel, someone else had also lost his way. Mr. Patel did not hesitate to steal his companion's water-bottle and make a run for it. Next, he had to climb the many mountains blocking his path. Numerous adventures lay ahead as Mr. Patel passed under falling rocks and over sheer cliffs (such calamities as would put Frodo and Sindbad to shame). The doughty Mr. Patel eventually emerged triumphant on top. Lo and behold, on the lee side of the mountain, a brand new Chevy awaited him! Mr. Patel celebrated with several pints of beer, but it was too late for him to realize the dangers of drunken driving. Poor Mr. Patel's soul floated out.